I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
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what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
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I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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