I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
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There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
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And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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