I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
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Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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