She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
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Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
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I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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