Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
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Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
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We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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