So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
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It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
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That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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