wrigley field is MILF paradise
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
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hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
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she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
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