"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
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So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
no more duck duck goose at the bar
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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