That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
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In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
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Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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