Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
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Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
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Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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