I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
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at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
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Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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