I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
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Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
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It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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