Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
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i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
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this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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