How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
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I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
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On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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