I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
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Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
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See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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