If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
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all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
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Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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