I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
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We had sex on a dog bed..
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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