So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
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Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
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Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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