this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
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$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
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This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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