Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
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Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
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we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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