The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
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ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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