He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
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It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
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Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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