Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
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This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
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somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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