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is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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