Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
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Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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