I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
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Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
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Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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