we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
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yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
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my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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