Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
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So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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