Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
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And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
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I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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