This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
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he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
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She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
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