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Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
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it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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