Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
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i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
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The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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