remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
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he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
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you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
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