butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
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The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
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I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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