honey bunches of taint.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
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I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
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Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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