Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
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I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
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Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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