Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
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I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
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Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I think people are normalizing furries
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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