Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
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Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
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After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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