Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
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they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
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Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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