It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
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I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
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Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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