Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I hope mine doesn't look like that
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
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found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
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Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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