Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
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i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
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There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
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