Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
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I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
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She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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