Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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