I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
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We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
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I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
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