Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
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I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
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I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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