you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
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Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
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After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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