Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
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Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
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hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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