was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
My vagina just recognized that song.
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
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I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I think pants incapable of making pants work
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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