She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
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Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
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I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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