It's like God shit irony all over that family
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
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He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
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You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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